Red Lanterns, Chinese Food, and a Little More

Those beautiful red lanterns that hang invitinglyConfucius's legacy lives!Chinese women rarely
outside so many establishments have come tospeak the L word, except to a husband or a
signify a lot - in Kabul, of all the places. Kabul,boyfriend/lover. At best she can say 'she likes
embattled, bruised and bleeding is not quiteyou'. And, that too is rare. Once, when I was
broken. It's attracting Chinese restaurants by thequite new here, I repeated 'wo xihuan ni' (I like
dozens.I can imagine the tough Pathans as theyyou) at the instigation of a colleague to a young
make their way out of the restaurants, smackinglady teacher. She ran after me - to hit me with a
their lips in delight, thinking, "Chinese tastesbadminton racquet! It was in jest...but could have
delicious".China Daily reports how many Chinesebeen worse. Ever since, I have never uttered
restaurants have sprung up in Kabul's upmarketeven the 'like' word. Who knows, what might
areas. But the police are cracking down on themcome after me next?I wonder, then, how they
because a Chinese meal there signifies more thanmake do in Kabul. And, how those little Chinese
just chilly chicken and fried wantons. It signifiesmeals match those monstrous appetites!
food of a higher (or lower) nature, depending onForeigners in China, and there are quite a few,
where you're coming from.Scores of Chineseoften privately accuse Chinese women of being
women have been arrested for allegedly feedingpassport-hunters. Perhaps, there are a few.
the lust of mostly expats and some Afghans too,European and North American passports have
thus unleashing moral corruption among its holytheir own allure for many Asians. But, there are
denizens. In China, women are often 'afraid' ofalso women who couldn't care a fig about the
getting too close to foreigners, though many do.passports. They know 'their China' is on the way
There are size issues - how can the petite andup. Yet, they land up in the ruins of a
tiny fit in what is large and 'monstrous'? There areKabul-under-reconstruction!China is changing at a
social issues, too. How can Chinese men accept apace faster than appears to the eye. And, the
woman who is seen with foreigners? Some ofChinese are not losing the race. They will be
the whys and the wherefores have hilariouswherever the action is - and if there is no action,
explanations that I am not going to delve uponthey will create it, wherever that might be. It's
here but might some other time, elsewhere. Yet,quite common to see a couple embracing, or a
many Chinese women end up in Kabul. Thesewoman riding piggyback (a sure sign of the oven
Chinese are amazing!What is the allure that theseon fire) and kissing on the street. Yet, when you
women possess for men from different parts ofmeet them face-to-face they will use the tag of
the world? Men are drawn to them like bees totradition to tell you they're in only for the long
honey! Don't ask me...I know! But, honey going tohaul...no short-term measures for them. Dangle
where the bees are?Chinese women are verythe carrot of marriage and you might be the
gentle and soft spoken. Men, too, are but less so!proud partner of one of the creamiest-skinned
And very reticent. They don't show what's in theircreatures on earth. Sometimes, I guess, a
minds and hearts too easily. One needs to figurehundred dollar bill works just as well...for the
them out through little signs and indications. Lifeshort-term. But, how can that satisfy a hunger
and everything in it is like a game of Mahjongg.that's more recurring than that for chilly chicken
You have your pieces and she has hers and theor fried wantons?Kabul's calling! Wanna go? But,
pieces are always moving as one throws somewith the police there chasing all the honey and the
on the board and picks new ones. You musthoney chasing after money, it might be too much
guess and outguess but never be outguessed orof an ask. I wonder if the crackdown there is
you're dead meat. Why? I don't know...perhaps,because the police are jealous!