The Pearl of the Orient in a Glance

The Philippines, also known as the pearl of thebar-hopping, drinking, and go-go dancer
orient, is an archipelago located in southeast Asia.amusements. I would always travel with a buddy
It consists of about 7,000 islands; a little more ifor two or three, especially if you're roaming at
it's low tide. It's quite hot all year round, and itnight or travelling through Muslim infested regions.
seems that the heat only dissipates sometimesMindanao is the Muslim hotspot. You should also
during the monsoon season or "wet season."watch out for the NPA (New People's Army) as
During this time a series of typhoons slam thethey oppose foreign intervention. NPA members
Philippines with strong rains. Apart from typhoonsand affiliates are all over the Philippines, but
causing occasional floods, the Philippines alsoespecially in the rural areas. So those are who you
experiences volcanic eruptions every now andwatch out for... the Muslims, the NPA, and the
then; Mt. Pinatubo, Mt. Mayon, and Mt. Taal areother NPA (people with no permanent address,
some of the more active Philippine volcanoes inhehe).You should also watch out for who you
the past century.Filipinos are some of thedate in the Philippines. STDs are not uncommon,
friendliest and most fun-loving bunch of peopleand hookers aren't either. And sometimes
you'll ever meet. However, some of these samehookers aren't the gender you expected them to
people will not think twice to fool, steal, or takebe either. Homosexuals are all over the place
advantage of you in some way if they think theythere, so don't be surprised if you meet several
can profit from it. Unfortunately, the Philippines isand meet some that you thought were women.
still a third world country for the most part andBut as far as the real Filipina women goes, don't
so the majority of the people are very poor andbe surprised if you fall head over heels for one of
struggle in their daily lives. The country also has itsthem (this is considering you didn't already fall in
fair share of litter and pollution. Top of the linelove with one of the many attractive Chinese
sky scrapers can be found in metropolitan areasflight attendants of China Airlines). Just as
such as Manila and Cebu, and straw huts are stillanywhere else in the world, Filipinas can be
being used in provincial areas.Food is exceptionallydownright gorgeous, downright butt ugly, or just
delicious in the Philippines, but most of these arethe plain medium blah. But it's more than skin
high in fat as is usually the case for great tastingdeep, right? Right. You will also have to take into
food. Most things in the Philippines are cheaper inaccount that many of the Filipinas hide, lie,
price than what you will find in more developedmanipulate, and have an overwhelming lust for
countries. But Filipino wages are also very cheap.Ifwealth. Oh yes, and don't be surprised if their
you plan on visiting in the Philippines you willloyalty to you is overruled by their loyalty to their
probably land via the Ninoy Aquino Internationalfamily (who, by the way, view you as the golden
Airport in Manila, although an airport can also berooster who can allow their hen to lay their share
found at Clark Air Base and Cebu City. You willof golden eggs that they've been yearning for all
probably want to arrange for groundtheir lives).But Filipinas also have a desirable side.
transportation beforehand for taking you to yourThey hold traditional values and some actually
desired location within the Philippines. Otherwise,really do love you (and will continue to exhibit their
you may find yourself getting ripped off by thelove for you endlessly). But those are hard to find
taxi drivers. One of the first things you will noticenowadays anywhere in the world. And please
when you step out of the airport is the intensenote that the aforementioned Filipina descriptions
heat, the crowds of people and traffic, theare purely stereotypical; just as anywhere else in
manner in which the people drive, the litter andthe world, women come in all shapes, sizes, and
pollution, and the humongous billboards. You willpersonalities in the Philippines. You just have to
also notice how everyone calls you sir, ma'am, orfind one that suits your liking.As far as
boss and acts overly polite. Some are beingcommunication goes, English is widely spoken. You
friendly but don't be fooled, most of the time it'smay want to invest in a cell phone as the
just a facade to hide their less presentablePhilippines is the txt capital of the world (even the
intentions. You will be approached by old beggars,dirt poor have cell phones).Nursing and IT seems
young hustlers, and tugging children, so prepareto be the boomers for jobs in the Philippines.
yourself. Although you may feel sympathetic, IRegistered nurses are sometimes lucky enough to
wouldn't recommend giving them anything as theygo abroad, and the IT sector is seeing growth as
usually don't spend it as they should.You will seethe US is beginning to realize the profit of
sari-sari stores everywhere, which are usuallyoutsourcing most IT jobs to lower waged Asian
small versions of stores you would find in a typicalIT professionals. But for the most part, jobs are
gas station that sells general items. I mentionedscant in the Philippines (especially for foreigners)
the traffic, and I must say that I wouldn't wantand are usually not desirable (either because of
to maneuver through the mess of traffic theythe pay or the nature of the job itself). Political
create in Manila and other urban areas. Evencorruption is rampant, and only the very rich get
driving (or walking) down rural roads can bericher. The rest are left to fend for themselves,
dangerous as most drivers make a habit out ofhence starvation, poor health, the homeless, and
fearless passing. Stray dogs, cats, and othertheft are also rampant.Holidays and festivals are
animals can be found roaming the streets. Iwonderful in the Philippines. Filipinos do know how
wouldn't mess with them to avoid getting bitten,to put on a party. Fiestas are vibrant and the
infected, or hassled by their owner.Produce isfood is always plenty. The Christmas holidays are
usually fine to buy in the Philippines (always washusually the best celebrations of the year. "Chismis"
though). Fish is fresh if you go to the openor gossip is very common. What did you expect?
markets early in morning. As far as meat andRemember that most of the Filipinos are either
poultry goes, sanitation isn't that great so I wouldhomeless, jobless, lazy, or are just plain talkative.
just recommend cooking until well done to avoidSo don't go to bed with multiple women who live
getting sick. Water doesn't taste that great eitherin the same neighborhood, because you may end
and you may experience a bad case of traveler'sup with one too many protective fathers chasing
diarrhea after a few days from arrival. You canyou with a machete. Tricycles and jeepneys (old
boil it, buy bottled water (although it's notWWII jeeps revamped) are the typical local
guaranteed that the bottled is any different frommeans of transportation. Always demand your
tap), or just let your intestinal flora adapt to thechange, you can't support the whole union.As far
tap water (especially if you're staying in theas sports goes, basketball, billiards, and boxing are
country for a while). "Chicheria" (chips, crackers,the most popular (and probably in that
etc.) and other processed foods is abundant. Milk,order).Showbusiness stars are a hit in the
cheese, and other dairy products will be hard toPhilippines. Actors, singers, sports stars, sitcom
find.Fast food is readily available as McDonald's,hosts, and matinee idols are loved by the Filipinos,
Jollibee (like McDonald's), Greenwich (like Pizza Hut),who are fanatic about showbusiness and
and Chow King (Chinese fast food) have infestedmainstream entertainment. Filipino movies are not
the place. Food is dirt cheap for the typicalthat great compared to international standards.
foreigner or tourist, even in the local restaurants.But Filipinos can sing, and karaoke is a popular
You may have a hard time finding a five starpast time there. Drugs and alcohol are common,
hotel or something that even comes close ifand so are corrupt police officials. I'm sure that if
you're staying outside of Manila. Although Filipinosit were plotted, statistics would show a direct
learn quickly and work hard when they need to, arelationship with average income and moral
lot of Filipinos are not very professional and canstandard for the Filipinos. As you can see, the
sometimes develop a nasty habit of being lazy.Philippines has more than enough flaws to make
There are lots of beaches in the Philippines, and apeople to want to leave the country, but despite
lot of the beaches are dirty (in some cases, verythe detractors, something enchanting about the
dirty). Don't be surprised to find cans, plastics,ambiance of the Pearl of the Orient keeps many
diapers, feces, and other types of trash andcoming back, myself included.David Poarch is a
debris in the water of a non-resort locale (andfreelance writer, a web developer, an avid learner,
sometimes even at the resorts).Boracay, Puertoa hobbying artist, a nutrition and fitness expert,
Galera, Puerto Princesa, and Cebu have moreand a modern nomad/traveller. He left the
tourist-oriented beaches and facilities. If you'recomforts and financial security, a full scholarship to
more of a party-goer, Boracay and Cebu woulda US Ivy League College, and the whole American
be the perfect place. If you're more in need ofDream to roam the Philippines as a modern
some peace, the Puertos would be more yournomad. His web site features a written and
thing. Or why not experience all four yourself andpicture detailed account of himself, a wandering
find out? Other tourist hot spots include but arenomad, as he travels and roams the Philippine
not limited to Baguio (cool weather, rice terraces),countryside and experiences the Filipino culture
Manila (urban frolicking), Zambales (Subic Base andand diaspora. Includes photo galleries, articles,
Hundred Islands), Bohol (Chocolate Hills, near Cebuproducts, music, and other Philippines related
City), and Palawan (spelunking, trekking). Bars areinformation.
quite common in the Philippines if you're into