To Malta and Back on the Malta Express

I had just returned to Naples after touringwhen the British made Malta a colony which is
Sorrento and Capri (Gracie Fields wasn't in) andhow it remained until granting its independence
planning to take the ferry to Sardinia to visit ashortly after the second world war.
friend in Caligiari, when a waiter asked me if I hadArriving in Malta on schedule we have a full day to
been to Malta yet. When I said no, he proceededexplore as we will. Customs is quick and
to tell me he was from Malta and how he gotcourteous (they love the dollar there) and we
over there at least once a month to see hisdisembark. A German chap I met on board and I
family.decided to share a taxi to just outside Valetta a
Sounded like a nice side trip, and as I was in noshort ways to a stone chapel which marks the
hurry, I took a bus from Naples down the coastspot where St. Paul came ashore after being
to Salerno where I booked return passage on theshipwrecked on his way to Rome. On the return
Grimaldi Ferries "Malta Express" that sails fromtrip, the taxi driver insists that we visit a church
Salerno every Thursday. You can make thenamed after St. Barbara. There are paintings
return trip in three days, with a day in Valetta theinside done by a Maltese known as the Cavalier of
Maltese capital.Calabria, because he was apparently as good with
Leaving Salerno at noon Thursday, it takeshis sword as with his brush. The legend has it that
nineteen hours to arrive in Malta. The Maltaon a trip between Rome and Malta, with a brief
Express is what is known as a Ro-Ro (Roll on -stop in Naples, he dispatched more than a dozen
Roll off) and the vehicles are mostly truck trailers,who had managed to arouse his ire. He died at
although there was a big shiny black Mercedeseighty from an infected nick he received from his
which really looked out of place. It has passengerbarber.
accommodations which are spare but adequateBack in Valetta, there was plenty of time to
and reasonably comfortable. There is a TV in thespend in the market place where there are open
lounge and of course some slot machines. Thereair stalls selling everything you could imagine and a
was a poker game going the entire trip in onefew you might not. I'm a poor prospect when I'm
corner of the lounge. Apparently the Captaintravelling as I don't want to be weighed down
allows it as long as the crew do not play, and itwith "stuff", so I usually have a trail of merchants
stays relatively quiet.haranguing me as I walk along the alleys of a
You get three meals a day served in a spotlessmarket place. I make frequent stops to inquire
dining room. The mess staff are Filipino, the deckpolitely about prices, shake my head sadly, and go
crew mostly Italians and Maltese, and the officerson my way having added another haranguer
Bulgarian. I never recognized any engine crew so Ibeseeching me to buy his "stuff" at half the price
don't know what they were. The meals werehe first quoted. I've been told this is not good
quite good by the way, and served "family" style.behavior on my part, but I find it a cheap source
A blast of the horn signals our departure forof entertainment; besides I've learned some
Malta, and as we get under way, there is aexcellent additions to my multi-language
welcome cooling breeze on deck. The scenery isvocabulary of swearwords and arcane curses.
exceptional along the coast. It's just at dusk asStopped for a late lunch at a Trattoria Parolaccia
we pass Stromboli and then we are passing(my notes say this might mean "the Talking Place"
through the Straits of Messina and on to the openor "the Place of Words) which was very good.
sea.The chef himself came out and described the
After a few hours of sound sleep (I always sleepspecials. Good food, good wine and excellent
like a log on ships and trains), we enter the harborservice.
of Valetta. The first things you notice aboutWalked through a park with formal gardens and
entering Valetta are the massive walls. The Islandmonuments dedicated to the brave men and
of Malta was a veritable fortress in thewomen who defended Malta in WWII. Among
Mediterranean Sea, and was attacked repeatedlythose were F/O Buzz Beurling, a Canadian fighter
by corsairs, knights both en route to and returningace who downed over twenty aircraft while flying
from the Crusades, and apparently any riff raffa Spitfire out of a Maltese airbase.
that could sail a boat near the island. Some wereArrived back on board after a fairly exhausting
successful, most not, but the most successfulday, we were served dinner and I headed for my
were the Hospitallers of St. John of Jerusalem.berth. The sea came up a bit after midnight but
They arrived to stay in the eleventh century,by daylight it had calmed down and we could see
kept the various enemies and corsairs at bay, andthe Italian Coast off in the distance. Arrived in
finally gained complete control in the fifteenthSalerno at 4:00 PM right on schedule. Although the
century, by which time they were knownentire trip had been less than three days, it
universally as the Knights of Malta. They ruled theseemed like a much longer enjoyable vacation. I
island until the close of the eighteenth centurymust remember to thank that waiter in Naples.