Life's a Beach at Phuket

Amongst Phuket's various beaches, Patong Beachcompared to DiCaprio's jump over a ten-meter
is the most developed, most vibrant, and mostwaterfall, it was still every bit as astonishing.
visited one. It's a picture perfect postcard view ofNightlife at the Beach
a 3-kilometer long white sandy beach perfect forLater on at night, we made our way through the
swimming, lazing, and enjoying challenging waterjungle of shops cramping the coastal side of
sports such as jet skiing, windsurfing, snorkeling,Patong beach. Compared to the tranquil beach of
and parasailing. Various diving and snorkeling spotsPhi Phi Islands, it made for an extreme
are scattered throughout numerous small islandscontradiction. A coalescence of noisy
around the area, easily accessible by boat. Frompandemonium boomed in my ears as I made my
Phuket, there are also various adventure tripsway through the street, be it vendors selling
heading inland for jungle trekking, mountainvarious cheap imitations, tuk-tuk drivers offering
climbing or white-water rafting. For me however,rides, and numerous tailors touting cheap
these are all secondary. Much like Leonardocustom-made suits. There were also the noisy
DiCaprio's character in that aptly named 2000advertising of various muay-thai boxing matches
movie, The Beach, I came here to experience acalling out to impressionable travelers.
slice of the famed island paradise - the Phi PhiOn Wednesday nights, Thailand's famed lady-boys
Islands.come out to play. Every bit as beautiful as they
The Island Paradisewere rumored to be, they came out dressed in
The journey to Phi Phi Islands was suspiciouslylong glittering gowns with over-the top cabaret
easy to arrange. Numerous stalls on Phuket'sshows make-up, parading and enticing various
crowded street offered day-tours to tourists.tourists who are eager to take photos and chat
Being the untrusting travelers that we were, wewith them. Beware that tips would be expected
negotiated for a small down-payment for our tourof these miscellaneous services, a small one will
arrangement, with full-payment given only whensuffice. They are also keen to promote their
we were picked up from the hotel. I suppose weone-of-a-kind Thai Girl show, which features
shouldn't have worried - close to 98% of Phuket'svarious acrobatic acts performed by the ladies
population depends upon tourism to make a living,and lady-boys. Be warned as well that these
and as such they are always eager to make alady-boys are every bit as beautiful as they were
good impression.rumored to be.
The Phi Phi Islands comprises six islandsIf one were to choose a word to describe Patong
surrounded by the Andaman sea, 2 of them mainbeach's street side revelries, that word would
- Phi Phi Don and Phi Phi Leh. Phi Phi Don, theinvariably be "rowdy". If you are looking for a
largest of the six, is the only island withromantic place to dine and wine, or a relaxing
permanent inhabitants, but Phi Phi Leh's beach islounge to chill and rest, then this isn't the right
very popular with the tourists as well. It wasplace for you. Instead, what you would find here
there on the serene Maya Bay in Phi Phi Leh thatis a good mix of tourists and locals who are out
the movie was shot, and while my boat entryto have a good time, drink and be merry.
towards the beach was much less anti-climatic